Big Clod, Tiny 🎈 @wallhackio@cat.family

I managed to get half of my packed shit in my car! i really underestimated how gigantic my mattress was but i made it work

my body hurts

this originally got autocorrected to "swearing" and that also would have been correct

I am sweating like a MOTHERFUCKER

@soft I really appreciate that Chris Evans is willing to play villains. He really shines as a cocky asshole villain

@monorail Big Safety Concerns wont let us perform dangerous activities with the exercise ball, its a conspiracy

@monorail it was really really fun until someone kicked the ball into a short girl and she got extremely hurt and then they took the exercise ball away from us

@monorail the gym teacher had a substitute and she didn't have any specific plans for the day so she let us do whatever we wanted

thinking about the time that we played soccer in gym class with an exercise ball

@monorail im glad somebody else understands this.

the worst part of @coriander becoming employed is that they don't immediately like and boost all my toots anymore

@Satsuma during my graduation in undergrad i was supposed to go to a facility on campus to get my cap and gown, something that every single person on campus except me seemed to know. when the graduation occurred and i realized i did not have a cap and gown while everyone else did i asked around and learned this was supposed to get it 3 months ago and I panicked

but it ends up they have backup caps and gowns at the graduation ceremony so i walked up to the lady who had them and i was like "oh you guys have backups, seems like you're prepared for this sort of thing, i guess it must have happened before" and then the lady gave me a strange look and said "actually, this has never happened before"

so it ends up that doing a week's worth of packing in a 24-hour period with four hours of sleep is extremely taxing on the human body

Ah, so the reason they say Rao's brand tomato sauce is good is because it is quite good

Just had a very very bad customer service experience and I can feel myself turning into a boomer in real time

I thought I was a javascript ninja and then I saw the code @Lady writes and now I realize that I know nothing

so apparently some Tigers players imitated a dance Donald Trump once did and then the team went on 1W, 10L after that

@holly me too!!!!!

@cam that sounds wrong to me but i am not a python ninja so there could be some subtle shit i am not aware of

@vaporeon_ @aescling nope. not everyone is perfect

@The_T @aescling fix your sin aesc