Bumby the Loaf @wallhackio@cat.family

@Satsuma during my graduation in undergrad i was supposed to go to a facility on campus to get my cap and gown, something that every single person on campus except me seemed to know. when the graduation occurred and i realized i did not have a cap and gown while everyone else did i asked around and learned this was supposed to get it 3 months ago and I panicked

but it ends up they have backup caps and gowns at the graduation ceremony so i walked up to the lady who had them and i was like "oh you guys have backups, seems like you're prepared for this sort of thing, i guess it must have happened before" and then the lady gave me a strange look and said "actually, this has never happened before"

so it ends up that doing a week's worth of packing in a 24-hour period with four hours of sleep is extremely taxing on the human body

Ah, so the reason they say Rao's brand tomato sauce is good is because it is quite good

Just had a very very bad customer service experience and I can feel myself turning into a boomer in real time

I thought I was a javascript ninja and then I saw the code @Lady writes and now I realize that I know nothing

so apparently some Tigers players imitated a dance Donald Trump once did and then the team went on 1W, 10L after that

@holly me too!!!!!

@cam that sounds wrong to me but i am not a python ninja so there could be some subtle shit i am not aware of

@vaporeon_ @aescling nope. not everyone is perfect

@The_T @aescling fix your sin aesc

@vaporeon_ @aescling it was extremely funny and nothing to be be ashamed of

Thinking about the time someone told me they thought @aescling and I were part of the same system

@aescling 45% of all masto users have seen The Truth

@aescling shout outs to this historic day, a real turning point for glitchcat

I don't watch baseball but what the fuck has happened to the Tigers

@monorail @vaporeon_ reported

@vaporeon_ it could even be used to make a swimming pool for Amy

I tried so hard to get Freya to sleep in the mug and she wouldn't ever do it. It is one of my great regrets in life.

@lapis @holly when I was a kid I also bounced off of it a couple times because I couldn't figure it out and when I discovered the tutorial it fixed everything

@lapis @holly the tutorial in roller coaster tycoon 2 helped me out when I was a kid