Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
@amy you bet your ass i did
@lapis the thing is if i hadn't seen your toot from a few minutes ago i would have believed this
what the hell is an oath worm
@coriander sorry to hear that goblin :(
@amy hi wednesdamy
sauteed spinach my beloved
re: hollow knight
okay so no eyes was absolutely terrifying
@cam I haven't noticed which probably means you're fine
@packetcat I still can't believe Charli XCX sang the hook for her biggest hit, bizarre timeline
re: hollow knight
i just accidentally beat the Mantis Lords with the Fart Badge
@cam George RR Martin behavior
@soft pardon me if this is out of pocket but i think art is good
Sherclod Holmes
boosted
@Satsuma i meant that when i talk about my opinions on JJK i get ranty and mad
this is now a Gorb stan account
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
