Stop Trying to Make Jorjiana Happen by Ryan Pomarico
https://www.passionweiss.com/2025/09/03/jorjiana-indiana-apocalypse/
"She’s the rapper equivalent of a pop-up ad."
"Newer songs like “ILBB2” and “Uh Huh” are straight up unlistenable, introducing one of the clumsiest ad-libs I’ve ever heard. “Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh” sounds like we’re listening to Geoffrey The Toys ‘R’ Us giraffe try to make trap."
Brutal.
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@packetcat I still can't believe Charli XCX sang the hook for her biggest hit, bizarre timeline
@wallhackio yeahhhh I had forgotten about that too