Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

about to watch Superman

@amy yum

my phone is dead and charging so you will never see this but freya is sleeping on her belly with her limbs tucked in so she looks like a slug and it is truly a wondrous thing

freya just cuddled with me for like two hours and then she left and i walked to my computer and now she is whining for more attention.

her greed sickens me

@coriander and imagine needing to collect every dragon coin in super mario world to unlock the final boss

Rayman 1 makes you do this

@coriander i don't understand what's so difficult i play the card and the number go up

@coriander one of the jumps you need to do to beat the game casually is frame perfect because fuck you

@coriander Rayman 1 is still traumatic as an adult, that game is FUCKED

@coriander watching him beat Rayman 1 in 90 minutes was extremely cathartic, given that my parents bought that game for me when i was six years old and i still have trauma from that experience

@coriander the best combination of traits I have seen is in SpikeVegeta

i still haven't psychologically recovered from when Disco Elysium called me The World's Most Laughable Centrist

@aescling incredible

@aescling lmaooooooooooooooo

@aescling no

@vaporeon_ I'm convinced. I will now invest $100000000000000000000000000000000000 dollars in Vaporeon

@vaporeon_ these are the people shaping our future.

@vaporeon_ "we project there aren't as many extra skills to needed to go from 1 week to 1 year" oh my GOD

@vaporeon_ "80% reliability"