@lapis 👏
@heyitsmetheguy hello, big man
@cam hi cam i hope youre doing ok out there
re: stardew valley
@vaporeon_ you can sell them for a lot of money and you they can be used to craft an item that increases the chance of rainfall, and there was one time a townsperson specifically asked me to give him a truffle oil
re: stardew valley
@vaporeon_ 149100 dollars
@soft and lake mungo!!!
@coriander @soft im not gonna lie, i may or may not have started sleeping with the lights on after watching talk to me
@soft i have no idea what your preferences in horror are but nope, hereditary, i saw the tv glow, and talk to me are the best i have seen recently
@amy not sure why i added a question mark i had full conviction in my greeting
@amy hi amy from an hour ago?
@aescling get a working microphone challenge
@maple helloo
re: Stardew Valley
@lapis I married Abigail on my current save file and while I love her character it doesn't feel right for her arc to resolve by becoming your spouse
re: Stardew Valley
@lapis based
Who do you normally marry
re: Joking about very recent news of a healthcare CEO
@whiskeysailor @lapis @aescling @Lady hi admins could we please steal this wide crab i would very much like to have a wide crab emojo
@junebug oh and scrolling up through the thread, Papers, Please is NOT a cozy game by any means anyway lol
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you can call me Caleb or Clodsire. i also go by clodboy and catwin. i am not picky about names (unless its one amy made up)
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