Stardew Valley
You're not nervous about finding a partner Alex? You should be. I'm gonna dance with Haley 😈 
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Successfully danced. I wanna be flower queen!!!!!
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got the meterorite event. Hopefully it's not in an inconvenient spot as I only have a copper pickaxe.
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It's in my fenced in area for my Chickens but it's fine
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Got my Green Rain and like a BAJILLION Fiddlehead ferns which is great because I have not even struck iron in the mines and my axe is basic
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Demetrius is warning me not to marry Maru on his birthday.
Don't Worry I won't marry Maru, Demetrius, she does deserve better than me.
Problem is I'm going to play with her heart probably. 😈
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I did better at Journey of the Prairie King than ever. I didn't Game over in the first minute, but instead like, the second.
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Got Haley's Cow Event. So very cute even if it's probably bad to try to ride a cow.
I should probably buy a bouquet for her
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Anyway Haley is my GF now.
I really do like her events not sure why I never marry her
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@lapis based
Who do you normally marry
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I normally marry Shane because I like his pre-marriage character arc.
I just... after marriage I dunno. It's like there are no signs he's doing therapy or doing activities beyond "cuddle Charlie the chicken occasionally" and "be depressed about his past and his mental health problems"
I fall into an "I can fix him" loop and I cannot fix him! I need to marry someone else or get Krobus to move in
