sherclod holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. certified weird movie liker. top-ranked c++ hater. prophet of The Truth. space dandy and kill la kill propagandist. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
I am not picky about names. Most people here call me catwin, clodboy, clodsire, or Caleb.
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
re: Potentially huge emoji
@vaporeon_ it shows up teeny for me
@vaporeon_ i disagree, that icon is very small
@Satsuma one did nuclear physics and is looking to get employed as a Python developer, the other did astrophysics and is now teaching at a community college, and the third i don't actually know what he studied
every colleague of mine who went on to get their physics PhD is struggling to get a job fuck this chungus earth
@coriander sending you my spirit energy goblin i hope the interview goes well 💖
sherclod holmes
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@wallhackio aescling is a
@onfy what a silly billy
@coriander yeah that's a good-ass dog right there
anyone want to see the greatest dog of all time
@vaporeon_ @coriander @aescling I didn't actually what it was until i looked it up right now https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gooey_butter_cake
@vaporeon_ @aescling I thought it sounded weird too. And then I tried it.
@vaporeon_ @aescling meijer is a retail chain in the states, no reason you should know what it is
@vaporeon_ @aescling oh my GOD it was SO FUCKING GOOD vaporeon if heaven exists they serve it there https://jenis.com/cdn/shop/products/Jenis_GooeyButtercake-VolcanoPint-1500px_1445x.jpg?v=1646930529
@aescling @vaporeon_ im pretty sure that ice cream shop we visited in tennessee way back sells their products at my local meijer. if they have gooey butter cake its on sight
@vaporeon_ no clue. would get a tub from the grocery store of the first one that speaks to me
should i eat ice cream
@hexx objectively incorrect, that is probably the coolest thing you own
the clodvestigator
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. certified weird movie liker. top-ranked c++ hater. prophet of The Truth. space dandy and kill la kill propagandist. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
I am not picky about names. Most people here call me catwin, clodboy, clodsire, or Caleb.
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
