sherclod holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

@Lady @aescling @Satsuma i guess it's syntactically ambiguous but the pun was not meant to imply that i had the two boyfriends, but was instead referring to some other individual with two boyfriends

@monorail no it must be very tiresome to be so large

@Lady @aescling @Satsuma got two boyfriends call that going atwimbo

@Satsuma @Lady @aescling he's a twotter

@Lady @Satsuma @aescling but google tells me that otters are hairy and i would not describe astorian as hairy

@Satsuma @Lady @aescling i know that he's flamboyantly gay but he's also tall and muscular

@Satsuma @Lady i did recruit him

@Satsuma @Lady he counts as a twink?

@Lady @Satsuma who is twink?

did yall pick a "main squad" for your party of four? i am curious to know who you chose

Would I be reported if I revealed I don't mind consuming raw eggs?

Oh wait that's what Jesus is nevermind

If God is so good then why haven't they made a God 2?

@maple goo afternoon 🤠

@monorail inattentive used to be called ADD so you probably have hyperactive ADHD or a combination of ADHD and that formerly known as ADD

My toxic trait is that I still debug with log statements

@monorail lmao

I'm not diagnosed but I suspect I have raging inattentive

@monorail do you have hyperactive or inattentive?

@monorail I can't fall asleep for shit.

I had a friend in college tell me they fell asleep doing homework once and I was just like, 'that's possible?????'

Also imagine not eating poonshkies on fat Tuesday, couldn't be me