sherclod holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

@coriander still will report for the confusion though.

@coriander not sure what this means exactly but I'll favorite it anyway

@aescling @monorail @coriander @holly me

@coriander @aescling @Lady i'm staying to believe you are a kindred spirit of mine, goblin

@monorail @coriander @holly FUCK

@monorail @coriander @holly oh lmao. Cori said that CRTs had a terrible fisheye effect but I reminded them of the Objective Truth that consumer reports would consistently rank CRT televisions the highest based on picture quality so the fisheye effect couldn't be that bad if consumer reports didn't mind

@monorail @coriander @holly there was a magazine that my parents subscribed to when aescling and I were kids called Consumer Reports. They were famous for reviewing cars and home appliances.

because of Autism we both loved the arrays of scores for different appliances

@coriander @monorail @holly but Consumer Reports would always rank CRTs highest based on picture quality so you are Objectively Wrong

Holy shit it's March

@monorail yeah I wouldn't bother either in that situation

@aescling the toot is saying that I should play Balatro on a CRT television with the game's "make the game look like you're playing on a CRT" filter on

@coriander I love calling people brother it feels good to say I hope I'm not turning into a millennial

@Lady this is an extremely based response

This idea is dangerous and I might delete this toot, but what if you played Balatro with the CRT effect turned on. On a CRT

@monorail oh shit I've been doxxed send help

I woke up at 5am this morning and could not fall back asleep someone send help

@Lady this would fix me

@monorail I noticed this too late in my time zone, so good afternoon

@coriander my condolences