Big Clodsire with Tiny Balloon @wallhackio@cat.family

my biggest critique of baldur's gate 3 is that you can pick up almost anything and put it in your inventory and as an extreme completionist/optimize-the-fun-outter it takes everything in me not to pocket every barrel so i can sell them to a trader later

@coriander @aescling @Lady i was gonna save scum it but then he brought out the ice pick and i HAD to see how far it would go

@coriander @aescling @Lady also the scene where the guy with ugly hat ripped my eye out was the funniest thing i have ever seen in a videogame

@coriander @aescling @Lady the game turned into a harem anime after the first chapter. everybody was mad that i was trying to fuck shadowheart and got super petty it was hilarious

@aescling @coriander @Lady also she did it because she was mad that shadowheart liked me

@coriander @aescling @Lady day dude

@coriander @aescling @Lady i also wanted to fuck the green lizard lady but i keep making her mad and she recently fucked the gay vampire just to spite me

@amy hello mrs. lesbian 🤠

the best indication that i'm really really liking baldur's gate 3 is that i'm already imagining what i could do different on a second playthrough

@maple

my blistering hot take about baldur's gate 3 is that it is quite good

@Lady reported.

@monorail i saw the "one time a tim" at the beginning and thought that was some strange turn of phrase i had never heard before

im trying to get to the sex but i have to wade through all of the interesting story, compelling lore, good character righting, astonishing amount of player agency, and robust combat. when will the real game start

@coriander @aescling @Lady i have been learning that the goblin has refined taste

@monorail you are living the dream of my child self congratulations

@monorail i don't understand what any of this means but i am happy to be here

@Lady it's lookin like its gonna be shadowheart

@Satsuma nope

@Satsuma as far as i could tell i would have had to free myself with my other party members