Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

im trying to get to the sex but i have to wade through all of the interesting story, compelling lore, good character righting, astonishing amount of player agency, and robust combat. when will the real game start

@coriander @aescling @Lady i have been learning that the goblin has refined taste

@monorail you are living the dream of my child self congratulations

@monorail i don't understand what any of this means but i am happy to be here

@Lady it's lookin like its gonna be shadowheart

@Satsuma nope

@Satsuma as far as i could tell i would have had to free myself with my other party members

@Satsuma very boring, but nothing a quick save scum couldn't rectify

@Satsuma in zelda you can run in houses and break jars and no one cares, a lifetime of videogame conventions failed me

@Satsuma the game puts crates of loot everywhere how was i supposed to know now some are not to be touched

the very first thing i did when i finally got to the game's first real "town" was accidentally steal something and go to jail

holy shit are the sex workers severed???????

when do i get to have sex

i also guess this means that lumen employs sex workers and while i don't have an issue with sex workers in principle i don't trust lumen to be responsible with that

It didn't occur to me until now how nefarious the waffle party really is given that it is probably the only way that an innie is allowed experience sex

@amy hell yea pardner

@amy hello cooler amy 🤠

@aescling @Satsuma your win is fraudulent.

@aescling @coriander mmm buter