Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
@coriander @Lady @aescling never start your first run of god of war 2019 on "give me god of war" difficulty. it felt like dark souls, except it was shit
@Lady @aescling the new god of war game (2019), which i played the first couple hours of, has a max difficulty called "give me god of war" and I picked it because the name of the difficulty seemed to imply that it was the intended experience of the game, and then when you meet the first "level 0 grunt" in the game in the game's tutorial it killed me nine times
@coriander this is an excellent argument.
still sus
@coriander you can deny all you want but modern algorithms know who we are, goblin.
@aescling if the game doesn't make me call pixels on a screen a "piece of fuck" then the game sucks
finally won a gold stake WITHOUT using photograph and hanging chad this is the hardest thing i have ever done in my life
buying an eternal rental eggb from the balatro shop. just to feel something
Shout outs to that time when I was at Cornell University and I worked at the dining hall and met a chef in the kitchen who was a former chef for Donald Trump, and the first thing he insisted on making sure I understand was that Donald Trump was the worst human being he ever met
@sterophonick another day, another reminder of that which i will never have 😔
there's something poetic about how Drake said he was "one away from Michael [Jackson]" and then Kendrick's superb owl performance is now the most-watched superb owl performance of all time, beating the record formerly held by Michael Jackson
@monorail all the, woke things
genders, at least three
shouts outs to the time google stopped using "don't be evil" as their mantra
also, in other news:
https://x.com/PopBase/status/1889092034213843201
hopefully they have the lusty argonian maid as well i've heard that's a classic
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
