Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
i did not know that transphobia could be iconic but here we are
from penis to vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I wish egg + gift card + swashbuckler was actually good because it is so funny
@aramya@pandasemi.co oh shit you are cool af
you learned poker hands by playing balatro. i learned poker hands from playing a strip poker porn game from many years ago. we are not the same.
@Satsuma we should document this
@akjcv@types.pl skwonc
@aescling could i get you cancelled by telling everyone here that you used to browse 4chan regularly
@polygonalhorse that's expensive but i will pay whatever it takes to see dr baby
just saw a genz twitter user become shocked upon learning that that one meme pizza song is from the spider-man 2 video game adaptation and now i feel old
i just saw a 4chan screenshot on twitter that might be the most cursed thing i could post here
@polygonalhorse i would like to schedule an appointment with dr baby
would i get cancelled if i posted a very good image i found from the evil musk site
@aescling lmaoooooooo
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
