@coriander you could tell me this was actually from whatever game this is and I would believe you
Also why does the image of the my little brother, who is now 21, saying fuck upset me. He is an adult. Let him say fuck
re: Zelda gives Link a blowjob (30)
@Lady @coriander I was aware of the concept of a service top but I was not aware of this particular slang
re: Zelda gives Link a blowjob (29)
@Lady You should rank, out of 5, the blowjob in each of these categories, and then average those scores to create a total Lady's Blowjob Score
re: Zelda gives Link a blowjob (29)
@Lady is ranking the quality of the blowjob given? or the quality of the writing for the blowjob? or for the quality of the story overall?
I cannot believe I've never seen this before.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKsoXHYICqU
apparently we don't for rallies for either, but instead for some secret third option not list listed here
re: Help me identify this bird
@breakfastgolem sincerely, and i mean this with all due respect, fuck you
@alyssa if a child inherits traits from their father, then the father exherits traits to his child
@aescling @coriander if I had heard "I was getting my dick sucked at an isosceles angle" before now I would 100% have referenced it a million times already
@coriander holy shit this is AMAZING
@coriander is this a song lyric are you describing an interesting event in your life
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Catwin.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
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"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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he/him