Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

@Lady @coriander I was aware of the concept of a service top but I was not aware of this particular slang

@Lady You should rank, out of 5, the blowjob in each of these categories, and then average those scores to create a total Lady's Blowjob Score

@Lady is ranking the quality of the blowjob given? or the quality of the writing for the blowjob? or for the quality of the story overall?

I cannot believe I've never seen this before.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKsoXHYICqU

apparently we don't for rallies for either, but instead for some secret third option not list listed here

@breakfastgolem sincerely, and i mean this with all due respect, fuck you

Imagine taking 8 minutes to solve a murdle haha that'd be crazy lmao

@alyssa @aescling oh that's a cool way to use it

@alyssa @aescling how did you use it?

@alyssa if a child inherits traits from their father, then the father exherits traits to his child

@aescling @coriander if I had heard "I was getting my dick sucked at an isosceles angle" before now I would 100% have referenced it a million times already

@coriander holy shit this is AMAZING

@coriander is this a song lyric are you describing an interesting event in your life

if my little sister suggests playing a game, know that it's probably because she thinks she'll beat your ass in it

knuckles canonically says "shit" in a E-rated sonic game from 2003

this is your daily reminder to look at the image for the wikipedia article about static cling

It's so cooooold in the D

The world is in turmoil, and people are in pain. Even still, we can take comfort in knowing that there is polygraphic eggb grins

It is -3 degrees outside >:(