Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
Sherclod Holmes
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@Lady repurrted. this take is unconscionable.
may the true goblin mode was picking "mean" instead of the correct answer
shit gets crazy, shcary, shpooky, hilarious
@aescling the correct choice.
Sherclod Holmes
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which is in worse taste to unironically like?
Sherclod Holmes
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Got the yuri build in balatro lmao
@coriander that was not going to be my confession. also, now i am extremely annoyed so i will no longer confess.
i have a confession to make.
@aescling @Satsuma @coriander it's an open consipiracy
@Satsuma @aescling @coriander it's a conspiracy it doesn't count
@aescling @coriander they were siuch good jokers though 🥲
@aescling @coriander get out of here, your facts and logic aren't welcome here
@coriander this instance is biased, the data is skewed.
@aescling can't spell biased without based i guess
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
