Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
re: holiday post
holiday post
happy mew year's eve eve!
@Lady i have no idea who any of these are i just liked the theatre people from my high school so i voted theatre girl who did i vote for
@coriander they had ONE FUCKING JOB
fuck the green bay packers all my homies hate the green bay packers
it is with a heavy heart that i admit that the minnesota vikings are a damn good football team.
mega spectral pack my beloved
@holly @omni@elekk.xyz i love when hard-hitting analysis reaches my timeline
Sherclod Holmes
boosted
@coriander this made me irrationally upset
should i delete my sprigatito poll?
@Lady sad there is no whale girl option 😔
@aescling ban me you coward
the sonic 3 soundtrack has some bizarre licensed music, including:
- Firestarter by The Prodigy
- Galvanize by The Chemical Brothers
- a cover of 99 Red Balloons by some band named Goldfinger
i finally reached ante 12 on a really scuffed three-of-a-kind build. couldn't quite make it past the boss blind though
fuck ante 11, all my homies hate ante 11
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
