Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
@coriander I regret to inform you, however, that I played the first few hours of DS2 and hated it lmao
@coriander my weirdest hot take is that I was completely unmoved by Dark Souls 1. I didn't love it. I didn't hate it. It was Fine.
the next run i managed to get the same three cards again and then the final blind forced me to sell gift card fucking again what the fuck?????
the ante 8 final blind was the one where you have to sell a joker or every card is debuffed so I had to sell gift card :(
i finally got the eggb, swashbuckler, gift card synergy i have won balatro
@Satsuma they are probably the most despised NFL team right now
we should have gotten this last year (fuck the C*wb*ys)
Apparently this is the first time in franchise history the lions have won more than 12 games in the regular season
vikings are just allergic to losing god damn it
re: major fuchs
@aescling ah fuch my bad
@coriander The game itself (and especially the NFL as an organization) needs to be criticized heavily. But I believe the love for football is pure.
re: major fuchs
@coriander even better
@coriander ooh do tell the juicy details
Jared Goff faking a stumble on a play-action TD pass and then proudly showing the replay to Dan Campbell is the fucking funniest thing lmao
re: all caps
@coriander i think washington saw us beat the texans with five interceptions and were like "you know what, we can do that too"
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if the vikings lose today it might become the greatest day of my life
all caps
LIONS WON BY MORE THAN A SINGLE SCORE! THE EAGLES LOST A DIVISION GAME!!! WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY TO LIVE IN MICHIGAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
