Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
Seriously considering buying balatro
@monorail just wanted to let you know that i love this bit and i hope you never stop
Sherclod Holmes
boosted
best vocal affectation:
it is so funny to imagine how this reads for anyone who hasn't listened to Kendrick's recent output
a programming language is only real if it allows for perverse class hierarchies everybody tells you avoid creating
best vocal affectation:
@monorail ssbu is a scrappy, wacky game with a complicated game state that is hard to read properly, and so many characters have really really really good mashy, safe, combo-starting aerials like melee fox nair that is often a better use of your focus to just threaten your combos.
obviously at a high level this isn't enough but when you're first getting into the game being mashy is a good way to start
@monorail this is unironically decent advice for super smash bros ultimate
A bit mad I listened to more Playboi Carti than Charli xcx this year
not serious
this instance is whalephobic
I think the biggest indictment of the recent quality of play of the Chicago Bears is that FD Signifier no longer sadposts about them and just posts about Tekken 8
P:ick one:
this was a rough week for nfl cat bros (aside from the lions)
re: :P
@aescling no u
@Satsuma i don't believe so
salamander?
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
