Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
I had a political discussion with my parents and almost immediately realized why I don't like doing that
Still shook by the Lions win
@SportsGoblin the bears have taken the place of the Old Lions
Who would win?
@aescling it's ur fault
@Lady he could probably make good folk music but country is where the money is
@Lady thanks I hate it
Why did Beyonce feature Post Malone on her country album? Do better.
Scientists to this day are still trying to understand what constitutes a catch in the NFL.
@Satsuma what plays
Drake is such a loser, man
I didn't realize that Mrs. Philosophy Tube was a pretty good actress
anyone with Nintendo Switch Online wanna play some Mario Party
The best interactions in webfishing always happen in 18+ servers for some reason
@Lady It's the same for me 🥲
@monorail is this because of the vivziepop animation from way back
edgy
@aescling I want to see knuckles equate Maria's death to the echidna genocide
@aescling I want to see Maria die
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
