Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
The Lions really are that good
After seeing videos of foxes in real life and discovering that they are actually silly goobers with husky energy, it bothers me when I see foxes in media depicted as smug know-it-alls
@aescling @monorail @coriander play ghost trick
@monorail @coriander you look like you have a ghost trick pfp so I will forgive you
In the spirit of Halloween, I decided to go to work dressed as a depressed software engineer today
@Lady care to elaborate?
@coriander you are the only one who understands
@coriander detroit vs everybody 😔
@Lady I am very glad I have never been asked to review your code
@Lady thank you for this it has me cackling like a madman
official vatican-approved catholicism anime girl mascot
My government job with extremely generous paid holidays does not consider election day a holiday????
Every time I thought I've seen the worst JavaScript code ever written I am given a new task that makes me discover something even worse
Thank you all for the music recs. This should make up for the fact that you all voted for pokemon over the detroit lions
@aescling have you played this for me before? it sounds vaguely familiar
@alyssa I think the best way to answer this question is to list a few songs I like that are emoish that I like: Welcome to the Black Parade, Misery Business, Yeah it does look like a spider, Seven Years by saosin
@alyssa doesn't bother me if its good music
@aescling thanks. any tracks of particular note?
give me emo music recs please
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
