Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
Currently eating a chicken thigh with only a fork. Just munching on that thing like a candy apple
If there is a god, then why did they make the sun so damn bright
Which is your favorite film in the Rocky/Creed franchise? (If you haven't watched them all, just pick your favorite of what you've seen)
@Lady reported because i am lonely
@aescling i hate that but there's no good reason for me to do so
Sherclod Holmes
boosted
@aescling did not know people actually say the latter
play ghost trick
@Lady i am really enjoying this era of yours
@alyssa i don't understand what this is saying, hence I declare that you are a nerd
Today I learned that "SpiderMonkey", Firefox's JavaScript engine, is an esoteric reference to Beavis and Butthead Do America
Bean and Nothingness is really, really good
LIONS WIN IT'S ALL OK. THIS IS NEW LIONS. WE ARE GOOD BUT IN THE MOST STRESSFUL MANNER POSSIBLE.
NO LIONS ARE LOSING NOW SOUND THE ALARM
re: you will purrobably not recognize the refurence
@aescling i mean, beans are tasty
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
