Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

@lapis @baronvonjace I don't know what that is ​​

@The_T the wegmans near our house was out of kewpie. It so happens that the second-nearest wegmans is in Pennsylvania. It's only a 20 minute drive from the house

@baronvonjace dukes got bought out by another company a while ago and their mayo is noticably worse

Kewpie is now my mayo of choice

​​ ⬅️ just crossed state lines to buy mayonnaise

clod morning

@coriander wwhy does this say m

@NaClKnight incredible

deltarune ch 5 time lets goooooooooooooooooo!

@NaClKnight genuinely can't tell whether this is a joke

@Lucy he would

@Lucy who the fuck voted for mad-at-you island

@vaporeon_ I didn't look into this too thoroughly it seems that working in some research is the most likely outcome if you don't go to academia

@vaporeon_ someone needs to invent an AI that does my dishes

@aescling @coriander I can't stress how devastated I was when our local newspaper stopped syndicating it (I didn't know the author had retired for health reasons)

@aescling @coriander correct

@coriander seriously, though, check out Cul-De-Sac it was wonderful

@coriander you're so right actually

@coriander and you forgot The Far Side

@coriander cul de sac was a delightful strip that tragically ended early