⬅️ just crossed state lines to buy mayonnaise
@wallhackio tell me of the illicit mayo
@The_T I mean, I thought I disliked mayo until I bought pre-buyout Dukes (RIP) and Kewpie
@wallhackio mayo is a thing where it's like. too much mayo will make something disgusting, you have to have exactly the right balance
but I feel like this isn't exclusive to me, most people feel this way
@wallhackio also when I was a kid I mostly had miracle whip and then when I switched to real mayo I realized how fucking terrible miracle whip was
@wallhackio ah you should have just said it was Kewpie
I don't know if I've ever seen Kewpie in real life, I'm kind of afraid of trying it, what if I hate it