Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

@Satsuma @Lady I greatly prefer physical books

@alyssa by adams richard?

@lapis

@holly

the first three people to give me fiction book recommendations, and if I can find the book at the local library, i will give a shot

only one rec per person please 📚 ​​

@Lady @coriander "I am a proud non-reader of books. I like to get information from doing stuff like actually talking to people and living real life"

OH NO

@MmeLibertine @hex then i, too, shall let you be my cautionary tale 💜

@MmeLibertine @hex ah your description made it sound for a second like it was so bad it was good and i got excited for a second

@coriander I hope someone does so that you could then send me money ​​

@MmeLibertine @hex wait like in a funny way?

There was suspicious activity on my old bank account. So I called their customer service and told them I was worried about fraud only to learn that the activity was from MY DAD

dad, if you want to talk to me again, a good first step would be to not do things that

@Aleums OH YEAH

@cam 😈

cam

PEANUT OIL!!!!

@cam cam you are on this web site

anyone need a spare AA battery

@cam pressing F to doubt, reporting for lying, and currently drafting a google doc to cancel you

good "morning"