Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
shouts outs to that one time i made a tumblr account about how clodsire is a whale and i ragebaited someone into making a 1000 word post about how i was wrong, one of my greatest achievements in Using The Internet
@coriander @lapis i've had this one locked and loaded for WEEKS
@aschmitz *a thowie miles
wok soda pepsi
WOK SODA PEPSI
WOK SODA PEPSI
WOK SODA PEPSI
WOK SODA PEPSI
@lapis @coriander @aescling what the fuck is the Night Vale
@lapis incredible emojo
@coriander im sorry to be the one to break it to you, but your im pretty sure your brain doesn't work
@lapis what is the Night Vale
@coriander this is absurd. its obviously spelled "thouie"
@lapis never heard this Important Work before, thanks for sharing
If I could fallllll, into the skyyyyy
Do you think tiiiime, would pass me by?
'Cause you know I'd walk a thouie miles
If I could just see you tonight
@coriander THIS PERSON COLLABORATED WITH SKRILLEX?????????
@coriander who tf is utada
@vaporeon_ sausage egg and bagel
what if i had breakfast for dinner 🤔
I was under the impression that "gay" could be used as a general umbrella term for all the LGBTQAI+ things, but that seems to not at all be the consensus
Sherclod Holmes
boosted
@soft spaghetti sauce. as a child, the little red tomato chunks disturbed me
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
