@vaporeon_ there are literally no rules to running a blog just post whatever you what
@alyssa coffee
@vaporeon_ yes
@vaporeon_ reported for lying
@cam I can't tell if it's a joke or not which makes it even better
@cam this is incredible
re: terrible but i laughed so it’s your purroblem now
@aescling @coriander fuck each and every one of you
@cam are you me
re: simulation where I do this
@lapis @sidd_harth0_5h4h yes you can ask mr mittens about it he can explain better than me
re: simulation where I do this
@lapis @sidd_harth0_5h4h ........yes.
re: simulation where I do this
@lapis @sidd_harth0_5h4h but when you toss it in the trash, my head pops up like oscar the grouch and I eat the pizza
@lapis @sidd_harth0_5h4h i need to change my oil so i can't drive that far, so just throw it really hard i will catch it
@lapis @sidd_harth0_5h4h hm, pretty sure cats are not supposed to eat pizza. my solution would be to give the pizza to me 🍕
@vaporeon_ makes an offering to Poseidon, unleasing a tidal wave upon the vaporeon
@vaporeon_ blasts vaporeon with a fire hose
@lapis tasty science.... 🔬
@vaporeon_ the vaporeon is normal and can be trusted to enter the piloting room of the airplane
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt