Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
re: simulation where I do this
@lapis @sidd_harth0_5h4h yes you can ask mr mittens about it he can explain better than me
re: simulation where I do this
@lapis @sidd_harth0_5h4h ........yes.
re: simulation where I do this
@lapis @sidd_harth0_5h4h but when you toss it in the trash, my head pops up like oscar the grouch and I eat the pizza
@lapis @sidd_harth0_5h4h i need to change my oil so i can't drive that far, so just throw it really hard i will catch it
@lapis @sidd_harth0_5h4h hm, pretty sure cats are not supposed to eat pizza. my solution would be to give the pizza to me 🍕 
@vaporeon_ makes an offering to Poseidon, unleasing a tidal wave upon the vaporeon
@vaporeon_ blasts vaporeon with a fire hose
@lapis tasty science.... 🔬 
Gonna try a Cooking Experiment today
@vaporeon_ the vaporeon is normal and can be trusted to enter the piloting room of the airplane
@aescling Hi cat I am lending you this book. You have three months to read it while also working a full-time job. Afterwards you will be tested. If you cannot solve the equations of motion for a point mass in two-dimensions in a constant gravitational field using the Hamilton-Jacobi equations then you are Stupid and I will call you out on the public timeline.
As you can see it is not thick, so this is a very easy task.
@vaporeon_ the languages I am not familiar with that I am most interested in learning are Haskell, OCaml, and Rust
unfortunately the deno devs use AI now so this has to happen in an alternate universe where me and @Lady forked an old version of deno and maintain a Good runtime
@Lucy you only laughed because you like jokeslop
me: programmers' tendency to use their programming language of choice puts development teams in situations where they put square pegs in round holes instead of learning new languages better suited to their problem. programmers should be more open to learning new languages
also me:
i hope the data science and stats people move to javascript so i can use only javascript forever
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
