Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
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sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
the opposite of left is
@maple all my high school friends are saying this
@holly very impressive 👏
We're about to discover tonight whether you can make brioche even if you fuck up the instructions in multiple places
@aescling @coriander I love her little lion's mane 🥺
@coriander pics or it didn't happen
Sherclod Holmes
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Bumble be like
bites u bites u bites u bites u bites u
@coriander if you could change your sleep schedule so that you were awake when I post I would appreciate it please 😇
@coriander I was sad that you didn't engage with my neon white rageposting and my roommates said it was because I didn't attach a picture of a cat to it
I miss my dutch oven 😞
@lapis you are allowed
@cam LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
re: Meat
@Lucy this is completely correct, but also consider the fact that I am an irrational human being
Sherclod Holmes
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Sherclod Holmes
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the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
