Bumby the Loaf @wallhackio@cat.family
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Catwin.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
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@amy women will literally solve life problems with comparators instead of going to therapy
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when I was 10 or 11 i got a kitten who i named Mayhem, May for short. i'm nearly 33 now so she's an old gal and lives with my dad still. he couldn't find her the other day and was convinced she had gone off somewhere to quietly pass away -- but he called the local shelter just to be sure. surprise! she'd managed to escape the fenced yard and a neighbor went "oh fuck, living skeleton" and turned her in. the shelter was so impressed with her age and general health that they let him take her back for free
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What emotion are you trying to convey here, my darling
@AsterMeadows this is quite good but ive seen better
@coriander very good but not enough
@lapis very good but not enough
in my correct opinion 
is the greatest emojo of all time
my roommates are forcing me to learn shell scripting
doing computer touching activities :)
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I wish they ran the UK instead of the last couple of UK PMs
@maple TIL that i am part of a problem that i did not know existed
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If only there was any way into the house, even just one.
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nunpa does not know about the high ground
was up at an unethical hour of the night playing Minecraft and am currently suffering the consequences
@maple hello maple
@coriander to be fair Crisp Rat sounds like some weird alternate dimension Snoop Dogg
@coriander oh Chris Pratt
@coriander who the FUCK is Crisp Rat
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Catwin.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
28+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
