Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

@Duckieyo can you turn lightning mcqueen into a car

@vaporeon_ YES!! PLAY GHOST TRICK!!!!!

@aescling @amy fucking reported times a billion.

@coriander she deserves it all

@vaporeon_ shhhhhhh, don't tell everyone my secret ​

Just made ratatouille and holy shit

@sudo_EatPant doesn't stop me

cat recently just complained that I use too much meat in my cooking, and I just realized that I made myself something vegetarian this week while I made her lamb rice bowls lmao

@vaporeon_ @coriander yes

@coriander @monorail if I were german I hope that everyone would report me

@coriander I passed a qualifying exam for a physics PhD and I still get basic arithmetic wrong

@monorail I leave all sorts of notes in my reports but aesc never reads them so I'm glad somebody is now reading my notes

@monorail @holly lmfao

@amy hello 24-minute early amy

@Breakfast this has been my exact experience as well

I would like to wish today's nyt connections a very fuck you