Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
@lapis good morning pencil person
@Satsuma I would like to have a long conversation with God for designing horses to be much skinnier than cars
@cam throws a bottle cap across the room
I would like to have a long conversation with whoever decided parallel parking should be normal.
@aescling it was ok actually
what is you needed to pee
but god said
stop and go traffic
@monorail that movie is a tenet/10
I am very tired so I am going to buy the worst cup of coffee I have ever tasted from this random Pennsylvania gas station, wish me luck
@cam holy shit congrats!!!!
@lapis now take some Tylenol
@holly many are saying this
Sherclod Holmes
boosted
@lapis got lots of driving to do today
@coriander Smasnug Tevilesion
@aescling surprised i didnt get kicked for this
@aescling @coriander you are correct but i dont care
i love that my personality just naturally annoys @aescling all the time, what a wonderful gift that is
@aescling @coriander too much work
@coriander @aescling oh yeah i had an RTX
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
