@holly uncontroversial but true
@vaporeon_ my goal in life is to reach at least 1/10 of these creatures' contentment
@soft hi soft that hoodie is badass
@vaporeon_ I'm eating chimken
@holly @vaporeon_ cinema
@coriander @heatherhorns_lite I forgot that his name is actually Speed Racer and that wasn't, like, his occupation
@coriander I thought the visual style was incredible tho
@coriander I don't think I recognized at the time that it knew it was corny
@coriander I didn't like it at all when I watched it (in high school, I think?) but I watched some clips online and it might be awesome actually
@coriander reported for drinking and driving
@monorail i'm sorry for mismeasuring you it won't happen again
@lmorchard both beautiful and a gremlin at the same time i am a big fan
@monorail picking up a frisbee flat on a roof with 10m wide paws is a remarkable achievement
@vaporeon_ genius
@vaporeon_
<- fish
@Satsuma type of guy named mischief
@vaporeon_ yes.
kept afloat by big ideas.
you can call me Caleb or Clodsire. i also go by clodboy and catwin. i am not picky about names (unless its one amy made up)
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"i know your taste in movies well enough to discount your opinion" ~globin
"caleb is the only person on this websites who truly understands what the report button is for: 'i don't like this post'" ~holly
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straight
he/him