Big Clodsire with Tiny Balloon @wallhackio@cat.family

@lapis at this point i find it safe to assume that all of my followers are abnormal

@aescling @vaporeon_ what is the indication that they are dittos

@vaporeon_ when sad, i recommend watching the video of glaceon making mac and cheese (poorly) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euiIla0f6cU

gorp

@nova oh the baby is LONG

@monorail "friendslop" lmao

@The_T or maybe it just thinks the movie is of poor quality

The only seats available on the bus are next to these two. Who do you sit next to?

@coriander damn now i know what you really think of me

@amy hi amy!!

@Satsuma i wasn't complaining

@Satsuma that is an extremely long distance for her to travel just to be annoying but i wouldn't put it past her

I'm starting to really regret not investing more in lockpicking

I am literally writing software to help me win the hacking minigame. I am hacking the hacking

@monorail blessings

@monorail according to Wikipedia the first known publication of the limerick is

There was a young man of Nantucket.
Who went down a well in a bucket;
The last words he spoke.
Before the rope broke,
Were, "Arsehole, you bugger, and suck it."

which is honestly funnier to me than the risque variants

@lapis hell yeah

this is The Long Dark, Frostpunk, and Battlefield 1 slander >:(