there once was a man from nantucket
who did something uncouth with a bucket
i still do not know
how the limerick goes
people say the first line and then cut it

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@monorail according to Wikipedia the first known publication of the limerick is

There was a young man of Nantucket.
Who went down a well in a bucket;
The last words he spoke.
Before the rope broke,
Were, "Arsehole, you bugger, and suck it."

which is honestly funnier to me than the risque variants

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