Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
@Satsuma one did nuclear physics and is looking to get employed as a Python developer, the other did astrophysics and is now teaching at a community college, and the third i don't actually know what he studied
every colleague of mine who went on to get their physics PhD is struggling to get a job fuck this chungus earth
@coriander sending you my spirit energy goblin i hope the interview goes well 💖
Sherclod Holmes
boosted
@wallhackio aescling is a
@onfy what a silly billy
@coriander yeah that's a good-ass dog right there
anyone want to see the greatest dog of all time
@vaporeon_ @coriander @aescling I didn't actually what it was until i looked it up right now https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gooey_butter_cake
@vaporeon_ @aescling I thought it sounded weird too. And then I tried it.
@vaporeon_ @aescling meijer is a retail chain in the states, no reason you should know what it is
@vaporeon_ @aescling oh my GOD it was SO FUCKING GOOD vaporeon if heaven exists they serve it there https://jenis.com/cdn/shop/products/Jenis_GooeyButtercake-VolcanoPint-1500px_1445x.jpg?v=1646930529
@aescling @vaporeon_ im pretty sure that ice cream shop we visited in tennessee way back sells their products at my local meijer. if they have gooey butter cake its on sight
@vaporeon_ no clue. would get a tub from the grocery store of the first one that speaks to me
should i eat ice cream
@hexx objectively incorrect, that is probably the coolest thing you own
@cam hell yeah
@cam did you have a good nap
@vaporeon_ @aescling what are your opinion on shæ/hær pronouns
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
