@mia I am charmed by the whimsy of the phrase "website boy'' and will make excuses to use it whenever possible
@maple i wouldnt call them chips but if someone called them chips i would understand so i think its fine
@alyssa what song?
@holly this is correct but unfortunately will not be accepted as an answer
@vaporeon_ 🍔.
also take a 🍪, on the house
@vaporeon_ make your choice:
@vaporeon_ oh is THIS what 99 red balloons was about?
@vaporeon_ @amy thank you wet blue rat
re: UPS, lewd
@hannah why would you do this. why would you boost porn on my timeline
@amy hello amy :D
@Lady you know its fiction because donald trump makes a shrewd decision
@healyn lies. an influencer video would never be this well-directed
@SportsGoblin BANDWAGON TIME lets goooooooooooooooooooooo
@SportsGoblin .........
maybe i should start watching baseball lmao
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
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"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him