Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

@onfy my condolences

Yeah my work laptop is dead dead

@amy binkus

@Lady i expected much worse, thank you for mercy

@Lady "it cannot be charged and cannot turn on" fucked

oop there i go again. just straight wonkin it.

hi @Lady I wrote a project that generates json would you like to judge me for it

https://github.com/calebmsword/sym-data

this is fine

@vaporeon_ i have been trapped in a depressive burnout malaise for the past year and a half

@vaporeon_ indeed

@vaporeon_ cat

i need a FUCKING cat

pretty sure my work laptop is completely fucked

@monorail maybe facebook was worth it after all

My work laptop is borked I literally cannot do my job right now

I tied for first at a recent work trivia game because I know how many tsps are in a tbsp I'm so glad I learned how to cook

@monorail @Breakfast @amy it so crazy that small creatures exist like how is that possible

@amy I thought this was hilarious and was mad that I had never seen before, only to notice that I had already favorited the toot many moons ago

@Breakfast @amy holy shit