Big Clod, Tiny 🎈 @wallhackio@cat.family
kept afloat by big ideas.
you can call me Caleb or Clodsire. i also go by clodboy and catwin. i am not picky about names (unless its one amy made up)
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"i know your taste in movies well enough to discount your opinion" ~globin
"caleb is the only person on this websites who truly understands what the report button is for: 'i don't like this post'" ~holly
30+
straight
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
@onfy my condolences
Yeah my work laptop is dead dead
@Lady i expected much worse, thank you for mercy
@Lady "it cannot be charged and cannot turn on" fucked
oop there i go again. just straight wonkin it.
hi @Lady I wrote a project that generates json would you like to judge me for it
this is fine
@vaporeon_ i have been trapped in a depressive burnout malaise for the past year and a half
personally, i identify as an unemployed man trapped in an employed man's body
i need a FUCKING cat
pretty sure my work laptop is completely fucked
@monorail maybe facebook was worth it after all
My work laptop is borked I literally cannot do my job right now
I tied for first at a recent work trivia game because I know how many tsps are in a tbsp I'm so glad I learned how to cook
@monorail @Breakfast @amy it so crazy that small creatures exist like how is that possible
@amy I thought this was hilarious and was mad that I had never seen before, only to notice that I had already favorited the toot many moons ago
kept afloat by big ideas.
you can call me Caleb or Clodsire. i also go by clodboy and catwin. i am not picky about names (unless its one amy made up)
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"i know your taste in movies well enough to discount your opinion" ~globin
"caleb is the only person on this websites who truly understands what the report button is for: 'i don't like this post'" ~holly
30+
straight
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
