clodboy cowdsire @wallhackio@cat.family

@amy hi amy i hope your tiny heart is doing ok ​

@aescling @monorail the coincidences mount, how curious

@monorail allegedly the owner of that account was very angry that the usernames bingusdingus and bingus_dingus were already taken.

or so im told

@monorail very odd event that is probably pure coincidence

@aescling @vaporeon_ is it possible to set blaze on fire in a way that hurts her

forgot how well executed this was
https://youtu.be/bQchpOrl-PM?si=SpG4vpgiXP1t_gUv

@amy the duality of woman

I have a Google Pixel 4A that I bought a backup for a year and a half ago because I thought it was any day away from dying but the damn thing won't break. The screen is peeling off and you can see the electronics underneath and the fucking thing still works

@amy incredible

it is objectively bad that, for a language that was already criticized for being too complex, that templates were added and by complete accident were also turing complete.

but im finding that i enjoy evil c++ template metaprogramming a lot lmao

@coriander its like morbius except the studio actually wins

@amy fuck i missed this hi amy

can anyone with a degree in Bullshit explain to me how i survived
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-9QJY7Jv5w

@amy shit i would like to revote

@alex this is incredible, i am fascinated. thanks

@Lady what a terrible day not to be able to edit a poll

@coriander hell yeah

what is my job title