clodboy cowdsire @wallhackio@cat.family

i am software egineer

@monorail bless. for a whole week

Imagine if it snowed in the middle of April haha that would be crazy lmao

@The_T @amy the two genders

@Satsuma @Lady you shouldn't reserve your time for trivial things like that, your precious time should be spent doing things like watching silly romance shows or playing baldurs gate 3

@Satsuma @Lady skill issue

@Lady @Satsuma do not stop reporting on your silly romance show adventures please 🥺

@Lady what was the show today

_=s=>(s=s[0].toUpperCase()+s.slice(1).toLowerCase(),\`${s}${s.at(-1)=='y'?'':'y'} Mc${s.replace(/(ey|y)$/,'')}face\`) is much better way to do what i did, but the javascript in the reply to the stackexchange post is 19 characters shorter

FUCK there is a much better solution in the comments

just got nerd sniped very hard by https://codegolf.stackexchange.com/questions/160438/facey-mcfaceface:

@vaporeon_ i only just noticed that heigth is spelled that way that it is here

@amy hi amy ​

@Lady as long as they're not studying imaginary concepts like "category theory" i guess mathematicians are ok

@vaporeon_ revolutionary

@Lady as a former physicist I think I have no choice but to agree

Starting to realize that @Lady thinks math majors are useless

@Lady @aescling Lady this was a program submitted to the International Obfuscated C Code Contest it was a shitpost program

Coworker: I like to call Groovy "half-assed Java". Is that a mean thing to say?

Senior Dev: Actually, it's a superset of Java so it's double-ass.

@vaporeon_ if the texture isn't gross to you the skin is perfectly edible