sherclod holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. certified weird movie liker. top-ranked c++ hater. prophet of The Truth. space dandy and kill la kill propagandist. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
I am not picky about names. Most people here call me catwin, clodboy, clodsire, or Caleb.
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
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@alyssa fuck
@amy there was a special magic to minecraft when i had no idea what i was doing i am so jealous of this guy
@coriander ooh have fun!!!
i LOVE incomprehensible c-style code shortcuts and there is NOTHING you can do to stop me
@coriander was this the clipping concert?
@maple dookie kong
@coriander link or else
@coriander try cocaine i hear that helps
@amy hi late nite amy 🤠
sherclod holmes
boosted
C++
@wallhackio matryoshka programming language
C++
templates are fucking Turing complete lmaooo
sherclod holmes
boosted
Them: You better not be coming in here with that bull shit
Me, coming in there with that bull shit:
@coriander maybe today. will be the day. i boost this
rain noises :)
the clodvestigator
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. certified weird movie liker. top-ranked c++ hater. prophet of The Truth. space dandy and kill la kill propagandist. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
I am not picky about names. Most people here call me catwin, clodboy, clodsire, or Caleb.
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
