catwin @wallhackio@cat.family

i'm pretty sure i could find a way to destroy a nokia phone. and i would do it on accident, too

i was a fucking menace in the lab. on the plus side i became extremely good at cleaning laboratory messes involves dangerous substances

shout outs to the time where my chemistry teacher told me he had never had a student break so many lab materials in his career

@infernusgoatus hell yeah

never mind i probably won't

very good chance i'm getting ranked #1 globally on today's bongo

i don't know if she's popular yet but it seems like she's on the doorstep towards becoming a bonafide star

doechii feels like next great step forward for popular female rap

@coriander i'm rewatching that freestyle and it is 1000x worse than i remember oh my god i can't finish it

who do you prefer?

i accidentally bought two ice creams, but on the bright side, i now have two ice creams

@aescling oh well i missed the joke hten

@aescling i did it was cute

@aescling yessssssss feed me the endorphins nomnomnomnom

@aescling your outie would probably know the answer to that

@aescling @Taweret chud behavior

shouts out to the weekly discussion thread for moby dick that r/classicbooks had three years ago. particularly the discussion of the second chapter when the narrator accidentally enters an african-american church and he describes them as looking like "Black Parliament in Tophet" (Black Parliament is an infamous moment in Scottish history where conspirators against the throne were violently killed, Tophet was a location in Jerusalem that the bible condemns because of child sacrifice rituals that were performed there) and described the preacher as looking like an "Angel of Doom" and many commenters in the thread tried to argue that this wasn't racist

@alyssa @aescling I hope you understand that this has made my entire week

@amy hihi!