Bumby the Loaf @wallhackio@cat.family

@Lady this is probably the reason god saw adam making companions with the animals and deemed it "not good"

@Lady the feminine urge to curse all of humanity by talking to a cute snek

i hate listened to drake's new album and then felt guilty so then i listened to doechii's mixtape

@aescling what a tragedy

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@aescling oh FUCK that was scary

i also have complaints about their decision to make the sun so fucking bright.

if god is so good then why did he make so many dangerous animals so fucking cute what was that all about

kendrick really broke drake's spotify monthly listeners record during black history month lmao

@coriander in all serious, good luck with your story!

@coriander acceptable.

@coriander is it a story about elf feet

@coriander damn you're cool af

@coriander fuck you goblin are you writing a story

@coriander what are you writing?

@aescling i think there is only room for tacos in there

@aescling chonk

@coriander @aescling @Lady I hope there is short period of seconds tonight where your pillow is uncomfortable and it forces you to shift in your sleep, making your overall quality of sleep tonight marginally worse.

@aescling @coriander @Lady i hope your pillow is uncomfortable tonight