Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
@coriander hell yeah brother
@coriander spotify autoplayed one of her songs for me the other day and I was very impressed she's on my radar now
Just saw an ad for perfume that played Daft Punk's Veridis Quo in the background
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clodsire is a w _ _ _ _:
@aescling @coriander fuckin weirdo
@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.
god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else
@coriander i don't think tests are a good way to judge one's capacity for math personally. homework is much more instructive
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@coriander dude i will stand in a line twice as long if i get to use the self checkout
wow some decent weather we're having today (it is 29 degrees outside)
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watching breaking bad was the most miserable i have ever been watching a television show (it is one of my favorite shows of all time)
@coriander ayo what the fuck i need to hear this NOW
@monorail i don't know what this is supposed to mean yet 😂
@monorail DUDE the javascript source code isn't minified bullshit it is legible this is so fuckin cool
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
