Bumby the Loaf @wallhackio@cat.family
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Catwin.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
28+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
@aescling i've had a whale of a time on this instance, please don't ban me :(
I need a new pfp
@aescling it is true scrungly behavior to tell one not to post greentexts while also explaining how to properly format greentexts.
(i will not post any more greentexts in the future.)
@Satsuma do have a specific pronoun for Jimbo?
@coriander i have fond memories of when i was a kid of going to costco, back in the day when costco had video game demos, and playing the fighting mini game from Arkham Asylum. my family never had a ps3-generation console at the time so it was my only chance to play it.
so yeah i have to agree that it is the greatest game of all time
@coriander unfazed. in their own lane, unbothered. a real fungi.
playing balatro
a soul spectral card appears in my tarot pack
ask jimbo if it's a good legendary or chicot
he doesn't understand
explain the difference between chicot and the other legendaries
he still doesn't understand
grab the balatro wiki, show the descriptions of all legendary jokers
he laughs and says that it will be a good card
pick the soul card
it's chicot
@coriander memory is a fickle goddamn thing.
@coriander it also ran for 8 years, not 2 or 3.
@coriander he had undisclosed health issues, not cancer. he died after his retirement. my bad.
@coriander there was a delightful strip in the 2010's called Cul de Sac. Unfortunately the artist got cancer and died after two or three years but it was easily my favorite strip you could find in a modern newspaper at the time
@coriander you could tell me this was actually from whatever game this is and I would believe you
people could lose political careers for what they wrote in the battlefield 1 game chat
Also why does the image of the my little brother, who is now 21, saying fuck upset me. He is an adult. Let him say fuck
Why does the thought of children cursing upset me. I don't have any issues with profanity anymore. Why don't I want them to say fuck
re: Zelda gives Link a blowjob (30)
@Lady @coriander I was aware of the concept of a service top but I was not aware of this particular slang
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Catwin.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
28+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
