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@coriander you could tell me this was actually from whatever game this is and I would believe you

people could lose political careers for what they wrote in the battlefield 1 game chat

Also why does the image of the my little brother, who is now 21, saying fuck upset me. He is an adult. Let him say fuck

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Why does the thought of children cursing upset me. I don't have any issues with profanity anymore. Why don't I want them to say fuck

re: Zelda gives Link a blowjob (30) 

@Lady @coriander I was aware of the concept of a service top but I was not aware of this particular slang

re: Zelda gives Link a blowjob (29) 

@Lady You should rank, out of 5, the blowjob in each of these categories, and then average those scores to create a total Lady's Blowjob Score

re: Zelda gives Link a blowjob (29) 

@Lady is ranking the quality of the blowjob given? or the quality of the writing for the blowjob? or for the quality of the story overall?

apparently we don't for rallies for either, but instead for some secret third option not list listed here

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re: Help me identify this bird 

@breakfastgolem sincerely, and i mean this with all due respect, fuck you

I'm not terribly interested in the superb owl anymore but I will still watch it for Kendrick

Imagine taking 8 minutes to solve a murdle haha that'd be crazy lmao

@alyssa if a child inherits traits from their father, then the father exherits traits to his child

@aescling @coriander if I had heard "I was getting my dick sucked at an isosceles angle" before now I would 100% have referenced it a million times already

@coriander is this a song lyric are you describing an interesting event in your life

if my little sister suggests playing a game, know that it's probably because she thinks she'll beat your ass in it

knuckles canonically says "shit" in a E-rated sonic game from 2003

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