Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
@Lady @coriander more like flat cookies
when you make a banger toot but it has a grammatical error
@aescling im sure clodsire is not the only one who like to be owned by rika
closdire tumblr and rika tumblr are a venn diagram consisting of one circle
ante 10, my mortal enemy
@coriander as a counterpoint, i think rat cookies would be a good tradition
@aescling shoooooooooooooooooooooooo
@monorail skill issue
Tumblr is much more open to the truth of clodsire being a whale. Be more like Tumblr.
@himbovoorhees i love him please feed him tasty morsels
@himbovoorhees you surely know this already, but he is Very Good
@coriander this is very good
@coriander @heatherhorns_lite that's fair actually
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
