@coriander being awake at midnight the friday that meet the grahams dropped was my woodstock
@coriander books sometimes smell really nice so i bet they taste good too
@shanecelis this is an excellent cat who i now love.
I have gotten @nora and @coriander follows, my collection is now complete
@Satsuma @coriander @Lady it might be hard to make a yellow jersey look good
@aescling @coriander "and they hated him, for he spoke the truth"
@coriander @Lady this is not a joke btw. i am actually ordering them.
@coriander @Lady the local home depot has some christmas lights that are honolulu-blueish for $10 so we'll try that
@Lady if it will help the lions win then i will do it
@coriander it was nice having you as a follower for a couple hours 🫡
@Lady depression
@coriander then i will feed him the crunchiest morsels
@coriander i want to feed him food from a tube and make him happy
@coriander what a lovely potato
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Catwin.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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he/him