alyssa @alyssa@cat.family

@aschmitz my bad, they conned honest men twice in the first series!

@aschmitz there’s at least one time in the first series even where they in fact get tricked into conning an honest man. then one of the second series episodes is them conning another con artist in vengeance for conning danny’s honest ol’ nan.

hustle: "you can't cheat an honest man"
nueve reinas: let's go scam some the first lonely old aunt we can find out of some money pretending to be her favorite nephew

@xsssm it is how they get you

(new years)

good movie but yeah i can see why chaplin apparently said he wouldn’t have made it if he had fuller knowledge of what was going on at the time

#6 was huge power

@aescling but i want her to be huuge

five thick fat azurills in a row.

there is nothing more difficult to me in pokémon than understanding how pokémon-amie/refresh works

@aescling @wallhackio the fediverse has spoken: we will not choose between these beautiful creatures.

the threesome scene in challengers was overhyped

@aescling @wallhackio sorry, that was flippant and not in keeping with instance policy.

@aescling @wallhackio you don't get called a policy wonk for having good policies

👀 the new class in Etrian Odyssey Nexus spawns illusions and heals allies on every attack
i am intrigued

relatedly it’s convenient that no one here has ever seen pudding before because last time at least the texture came out rather more.. cohesive than is proper.

for today's pudding we are operating on a metric cup translation standard (for reasons such as we have 1 litre of almond milk).